There was an old priest who made merry, <br />With his bishop they lived down in Kerry. <br />With great laughter they'd roar <br />Till their bellies were sore <br />As they watched Father Ted on the telly! <br /> <br />There was a young man from Berlin, <br />Whose build - it was awfully thin. <br />He was sick, he was sore, <br />He'd fit under a door <br />But was blown far away in a wind! <br /> <br />A fisherman's mate was our Mark, <br />Ocean fishing he liked in the dark. <br />When he fell in the sea <br />As a storm made so free, <br />He became a light lunch for a shark! <br /> <br />Mary Ann was a nun with a point, <br />In the convent she'd not disappoint. <br />She would dance, she would smoke, <br />Tell a hell of a joke <br />As she'd deeply inhale on a joint!<br /><br />Joe Hughes visit joehughes.org.uk<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/more-short-ones/
