1. <br /> <br />There once was a gold digging rat, <br />Who married for money, so that, <br />Should his wife expire <br />Then he could retire. <br />But she left it all to the cat. <br /> <br />2. <br /> <br />A blushing young bride got a fright, <br />When it came to her wedding night, <br />As hubby undressed, <br />She screamed and confessed, <br />That she'd never seen such a sight. <br /> <br />3. <br /> <br />A woman was heard to complain, <br />'From eating I cannot refrain.' <br />But then, nine months later, <br />She went into labour, <br />And said, 'That explains the weight gain.'<br /><br />Graeme Williams<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/three-limericks-3/
