unning but misunderstood Gujaratis. Some issue on the web no poem window Part 1 <br /> <br />We are branded to be shameless. <br />Not because we nameless. <br />We pride in our culture. <br />Like all it has fallen to vultures. <br />But here is a bit of structure, <br />To our way of creative counter. <br />We do not defend the fall, <br />We will rise, just as we have had a fall. <br />Do not forget we have an Ashram, <br />From where an old man led a bloodless revolution, <br />The world was spell bound, <br />First mocked, then came around, <br />And stood by us not by bounds, <br />But because we by love reasoned them to be astound. <br />Whom Sir Churchill, I personally admire, <br />Called the half Naked Fakir, <br />But he outwitted the best, <br />And the sun finally set <br />On the worlds alas, only empire. <br /> <br /> Part 2 <br /> <br />We speaks always in the plurals, <br />When's its comes to the languages of the pasts rulers, <br />Why's donts asks us, because we are always the plurals, <br />We don't like smalls, singulars, is nots in our jugulars, <br />We are happies with the asses, added after every possibles words, <br />Because it helps yous alls feels glads, <br />And makes yous alls minds ats its bests, <br />When's yours minds ares happies <br />You alls are our bests of bests freinds <br />Ands when's freinds ares on the tables <br />The horses ares not counted in the stables <br />We makes the bests deals <br />And monies are comings ins like floods ands and eels <br />That's whys it's is our chosens strategies <br />To be always plurals in English's <br />So that's we can trades wells with yous <br />And you cans parts yours wealths withs peaces.<br /><br />Hardik Vaidya<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/conniving-and-innocent-gujaratis/
