You would think I could take on a vampire, <br />And I can, <br />I have before. <br />But this one was different. <br />He was the one and only, <br />Dracula. <br />I did fight him, <br />And I lost bad. <br />But at least I can roam the earth, <br />From now until eternity. <br />Are you jealous? <br />That I fought Dracula, <br />And lost.<br /><br />Rachel Brewer<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/me-vs-dracula/