Fred was a butcher so tall, <br />But his portions were awfully small, <br />No need for a fork <br />To hold onto his pork <br />Which barely existed at all! <br /> <br />Rita was fond of the telly, <br />Which she'd watch whilst wearing her wellies, <br />Her hands were just fine <br />As she'd sip on her wine <br />But her feet were awfully smelly! <br /> <br />Tom was a great circus trooper, <br />He'd cartwheel, go loopy -the-looper, <br />But one day he got stuck <br />In some elephant's muck <br />So now he's a poopy-the pooper! <br /> <br />Harry loved betting on horses, <br />His winnings were less than his losses, <br />So he placed all his money on Tess, <br />A horse which lost way out west, <br />So on street corners Harry now dosses!<br /><br />Joe Hughes visit joehughes.org.uk<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/even-more-short-ones/
