Lock your doors, hide the kids <br />Put on your masks, it's getting pathetic <br />Somebody, run for a medic <br />Somewhere near you there's a Swine Flu Pandemic <br /> <br />It's moving quickly <br />From person to person <br />If you catch it <br />You're gonna need some nursin' <br /> <br />90-95 Percent Recover <br />But the rest better hide <br />Better go under-cover <br />It can be spread from lover to lover <br /> <br />They think it started near a large pig farm <br />Didn't think initially that it was any harm <br />But some were struck like thunder <br />Now they're pushing up daisies from 6 feet under <br /> <br />If you're immune system is already depressed <br />You may be more distressed <br />Because Swine Flu may put it to the test <br />and bring you closer to your final rest <br /> <br />The fact that Swine Flu has quickly spread <br />Has some people seeing red <br />But there isn't enough vaccine for every head <br />So be prepared to be confined to bed <br /> <br />The symptoms for Swine Flu could affect you <br />Fever, chills, sore throat, caughing, fatigue and nausea too <br />Might be easier or worse for you <br />You could have symptoms up the kazoo! <br /> <br />Better stock up on Tamiflu <br />or stay locked inside if that's the best you can do <br />Wash your hand's often with plenty of soap <br />and then stay tuned to reports and don't lose hope! <br /> <br />If you get it really bad <br />You might find yourself doing a jig <br />and suddenly growing a snout and a tail like Porky Pig <br />and your belly might suddenly grow big <br /> <br />Worse scenario: <br />You might end up as breakfast sausage or bacon <br />Well....b, b, b, b d, dat's all folks! ! <br />Consult your physician....because I may be mistaken! <br /> <br /> <br />(It's a shame, with all else going on in the world...we've got Swine Flu to worry about too.)<br /><br />JAMES T. ADAIR<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/swine-flu-4/
