Spring is here, well dammit! <br />The hedges are in bloom. <br />The grass has slyly grown so high, <br />The weeds have left no room! <br /> <br />I am a Spring fanatic, <br />I love this time of year <br />But garden work is endless, <br />Relaxing's out - I fear! <br /> <br />The garden is a great place <br />To suntan and relax, <br />But as for working in it? <br />- I'd rather take Ex-Lax! <br /> <br />For those who have green fingers, <br />I'm in awe - yes, so respecting, <br />But let them do their arty work <br />Whilst I snooze upon the decking!<br /><br />Joe Hughes visit joehughes.org.uk<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/spring-is-here-well-dammit/