*knows difference between a bow (weapon of war) and a bow (presidential greeting to all of Islam) <br />*knows there are NOT 57 states in the Union <br />*can interpret Biblical passages far better than all the top white house staff combined <br />*is NOT a puppet nor front for the liberal hierarchy <br />*better economic record (knows the value of a bushel of corn) <br />*higher intelligence (able to change channels using TV remote) <br />*exceeded all expectations from his youth (quite simply born a swine in a pigsty - with birth certificate to prove it - but continues to amaze everyone that knows him) <br />*more experience than a community organizer (i.e. President of the World Pork Expo) <br />*realizes that this country is a REPUBLIC and the US Constitution, a document to protect the people (not TP) <br />*knows how to create a single page bill (not pad it for votes and hide loopholes inside) saving paper, time
