(Clerihew) (I love clerihews!) <br /> <br />The dog got kinda fat, <br />And accidentally sat on the cat. <br />He got scratched in a most uncomfortable place, <br />And the cat walked away with a now slightly bent face. <br /> <br />(They’re supposed to be funny.)<br /><br />Jane Meyer<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/font-color-darkviolet-fat-dog-school-assignment-7th/