If I had a cure for baldness. <br />I'd grow lots and lots of hair. <br />I'd want to look like Cousin ITT.. <br />Or possibly Sonny and Cher.. <br />I'd grow it to my ankles. <br />I'd grow it to my knees. <br />Comb it, and braid it, and tease it.. <br />Then laugh until I sneeze. <br /> <br />If I had a cure for baldness. <br />I'd make sure I had a brush. <br />I'd brush my hair in the morning air. <br />I'd brush it from dawn till dusk.. <br /> <br />If I had a cure for baldness. <br />I'd be a millionaire. <br />I'd make lots and lots of money. <br />I'd sit in a barber's chair. <br />I'd want to look like Cousin ITT.. <br />Or possibly Sonny and Cher.. <br /> <br />If I had a cure for baldness... <br /> <br />Humorous Poetry By Kim Robin Edwards <br />Copyright 2009.. <br />ALL rights reserved..<br /><br />Kim Robin Edwards<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/a-cure-for-baldness/
