I ran downstairs and tripped on the carpet, <br />went tumbling down the rest, <br />20 steps later I stopped and regret, <br />the theory of my gravity test. <br /> <br />In my underwear, I wasnt even dressed, <br />my legs ended up round the wrong way, <br />I had to scream for help I confess, <br />and hoped it came today. <br /> <br />I waited a while in pain and quite sore, <br />but no-one heard my cries, <br />I crawled through the dog flap on the door, <br />as it began to rain outside. <br /> <br />I crawled through dog siht and mud to get to my car, <br />searching madly for my keys, <br />then I realised I wouldn't get far, <br />because there upstairs in my jeans!<br /><br />D.A. Woods<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/haha-4/
