I've got a dog that's more like a carrot <br />than a dog. <br />It's hairy, <br />but only very slightly, <br />it has no personality to speak of, <br />no bark to bark of, <br />no head, <br />no legs, <br />no tail, <br />and it's all orange <br />and crunchy<br /><br />John Hegley<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/an-owner-s-complaint/
