My daddy taught me this here joke <br />When I was only nine. <br />And since the day I heard it <br />I've told it a thousand times. <br /> <br />He told me of a little boy <br />Others picked on all the time. <br />He was victimized by bullies <br />And other spoiled little rotten slimes. <br /> <br />The little boy saw a bully coming, <br />Who was the meanest one of all. <br />He looked like a football player, <br />And by far was the most tall. <br /> <br />The boy threw his hat onto the road <br />And squatted down beside. <br />When the bully was close enough <br />He reached his little hand right inside.
