Moron tattoos and the financial benefits thereof <br /> <br /> <br />One should get one's kids tattooed <br />When they're very young and slim <br />I know that declaration, on the face of it <br />might seem kind'a funny <br /> <br />But as those kids grow up <br />into much fatter skins <br />So grow the tattoos without cessation <br />And I might say, without being