Mister Jackie Wackadoodle lived on the Planet Mad <br />And was so much off his noodle, it really was quite sad... <br />The poor guy never shopped around to get the lowest price, <br />No wonder that he always frowned, as if still paying twice... <br /> <br />He never used the Internet for sweet deals of the day, <br />No wonder that he got upset when savings slipped away... <br />He didn't brave the Winter gales to save some precious gold! <br />He missed out on the New Year sales because he felt so cold! <br /> <br />He felt the pinch and got a loan to pay some rising bills, <br />Yet even then he had no phone to help with saving skills... <br />He didn't listen to his friends with discount voucher codes <br />And so much sorrow never ends without these antidotes... <br /> <br />When he complained to companies, he didn't know his rights, <br />So life for him was no calm breeze, he couldn't sleep at nights! <br />Mister Jackie Wackadoodle! Try Google and TV... <br />I'm Mister Frank Lee Frugal and wish you were like me! <br /> <br />My life's a roller-coaster ride! I'm saving cash each week! <br />Each day I'm chuckling here inside from bargains that I seek! <br />I've saved a fortune through the years from magazines I read... <br />Like Christmas Day! All smiles, no tears! A loan I'll never need! <br /> <br />I've coupons here and coupons there and haggle with the best <br />And all the prices I compare, I test, then I invest... <br />Mister Jackie Wackadoodle! I know you're full of doubt... <br />I'm Mister Frank Lee Frugal... and I'd like to help you out...<br /><br />Denis Martindale<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/mister-wackadoodle/
