Luke Timms - I once knew a man who survived the Somme - Limerick

I once knew a man who survived the Somme <br />Whose cock was so very unnaturally long <br />He’d noose his bell end <br />And fish till day end <br />Cause’ it’s the only way that old man could come<br /><br />Luke Timms<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-once-knew-a-man-who-survived-the-somme-limerick/