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Phyllis Strong - High Food Prices

2014-06-17 7 Dailymotion

Dear Africa, please send America bags of rice. <br /> <br />Exercise 30 minutes per day... I’m too weak! <br /> <br />Water is filling. <br /> <br />Okay God, we’ll fast. <br /> <br />Eat your fruit of the spirit; because you can’t afford to buy fruit. <br /> <br />Cigarette smokers can go cold turkey; we have to go no turkey. <br /> <br />Americans are getting good at math; divide 1 chicken breast into 5 pieces. <br /> <br />Take grapes off the vine before weighing; you can’t eat the vine. <br /> <br />30 percent of Americans are obese,64 percent are overweight; <br />Thank you cheap foods and value menus. <br /> <br />8/23/2011 -Phyllis Strong<br /><br />Phyllis Strong<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/high-food-prices/

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