Your Booty Also <br />Written by: Wilfred Mellers, Saturday, April 16,2011 @ 7: 09 PM <br /> <br />A wondrous bumper and a thing of beauty <br />The sweetness of your ghetto booty <br />Appealing and delectable that juice bubble <br />That thing can surely put a man in some serious trouble <br /> <br />The way it bounces and shakes <br />O’ MY LORD! That thing can cause earthquakes <br />So hard to contain it by those skintight shorts <br />You need a delegation to serve as armed escorts <br /> <br />All the heads stop and glare at your rear my dear <br />What they would do just to get into your underwear <br />What naughty thoughts run through my mind <br />The contemplation of mounting it from behind <br /> <br />What a thing of immense joy <br />I would ride it a fortnight like I was a cowboy <br />I would hang on for dear life <br />Something that enormous causes trucks to jackknife <br /> <br />You have brought roundness to greater heights <br />Lock all the doors and turn off all the lights <br />The entire night with it I would cuddle <br />I am going to drive it until I am cripple <br /> <br />Watch, with it for hours I would wrestle <br />To paradise unbound for it is my sterling vessel <br />Trust me, I am not going to be with it wasteful <br />I have toys in my bag of tricks that are quite useful <br /> <br />I am going to smack that rump to watch the ripples <br />From the excitement my legs trembles <br />Haters want me to throw in the towel <br />Hey Pat Sajak! I still have cash so I’ll buy another vowel <br /> <br />Giddy up mare while I whistle <br />Tonight this horse I am going to wrangle <br />Say what you will, call me a showoff <br />This night I am going to ride it until the wheels fall off<br /><br />Wilfred Mellers<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/your-booty-also/
