We all do them every year <br />to stop drinking too much beer <br />lose some weight go to the Gym <br />take up cycling go for a swim. <br />Be more caring be more kind <br />learn a new skill open the mind <br />get to know the neighbour next door <br />do voluntary work and help the poor. <br />Stop smoking and eating crap food <br />be more patient, tolerant, less rude, <br />learn to listen instead of just talk <br />and take the dog out for a daily walk. <br />Try to get to work early instead of late <br />smarten yourself up you look like a state <br />get your teeth whitened they look really bad <br />stop dancing at parties you look silly and sad. <br />And stop wasting money be thrifty and save <br />take up a daring hobby climb or go down a cave <br />go on that trip before it's too late <br />and pluck up the courage and ask her out for a date. <br />But alas resolutions don't last very long <br />our willpowers weak and not very strong <br />our resolve quickly breaks and begins to sag <br />and in a week your having a drink and a crafty fag!<br /><br />Kevin Halls<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/new-year-resolutions-3/
