I'm just a Man <br />and I keep a stiff upper lip <br />so when Women cry so freely <br />I say oh please get a grip. <br />I'm just a Man <br />so I don't watch soaps on T.V. <br />while I'm watching the Football <br />Women are glued to Holby City. <br />I'm just a Man <br />so I don't know how to cook <br />anyway that's why Microwaves were invented <br />and Deliah Smith wrote a Cookbook. <br />I'm just a Man <br />so I'm clever, big, and strong, <br />and while Women have their faults <br />us men are hardly ever wrong. <br />I'm just a Man <br />so I don't say does my bum look big in this <br />and I never greet my mate in the pub <br />with a hug and a kiss. <br />I'm just a Man <br />so I don't go crazy over shoes <br />but do get a bit emotional <br />when my Football team lose. <br />So I'm just a Man <br />but I do know my place <br />because when Women read this <br />they'll all want to slap my face!<br /><br />Kevin Halls<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/i-m-just-a-man-3/
