You don't ever need to be lonely. <br />Bring some cash and come see me. <br />II'll have you in another's arms <br />Or my services are free! <br /> <br />Repeat these lines to yourself <br />In the mirror before you leave home. <br />Make them second nature to you, <br />Before a rich date flies you to Rome. <br /> <br />You may fall from the sky, or even a tree. <br />But the best way to fall Is in love with me! <br />It's a good thing I have a library card, <br />Because I am checking you out real hard. <br /> <br />Do you believe in love at first sight, <br />Or should I walk by you again? <br />Do I know you my lovely lady? <br />You look just like my next girlfriend. <br /> <br />If I could rewrite the alphabet, <br />I'd put U and I together. <br />My love for you is like diarrhea, <br />I can't hold it in forever. <br /> <br />I've noticed you were noticing me. <br />And I'm giving you notice I'm noticing you. <br />If you were a burger at McDonald's, <br />You'd be the McGorgeous, I'd be the fries too. <br /> <br />Are you my dear a hurricane? <br />Because you are blowing me away! <br />Hi, my name is Mr. Right. <br />I heard you were looking for me today. <br /> <br />Your eyes are as blue as the ocean, <br />And baby I'm lost at sea. <br />This is the one you have to use <br />Because it is what worked for me!<br /><br />Robert Edgar Burns<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/pick-up-line-specialist/
