CREAM: 'Whip me! Whip me! ' <br />CHEESE: 'Slice me! Slice me! ' <br />EGG: 'Beat me! Beat me! ' <br />CARROT: 'Dice me! Dice me! ' <br /> <br />BREAD: 'Pound me! Pound me! ' <br />PEPPER: 'Shake me! Shake me! ' <br />NOODLE: 'Boil me! Boil me! ' <br />CELERY: 'Break me! Break me! ' <br />COOK: 'No.'<br /><br />John Bliven Morin<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/masochistic-foods-sadistic-cook/
