A courtships progression throughout histories years <br />Has led many a couple to suffer in tears <br />The cave woman’s enticed by his carrion reserves <br />Then dragged by her hair to his cave where she serves <br />He draws his sharp sword and she bows to the knight <br />Impressed, former suitor he’s killed in a fight <br />In the old west the women forsake normal lives <br />Instead taking stands as polygamist’s wives <br />Flight attendant is lonely this time in December <br />And the “mile high club” receives one more new member <br />Unsure of the way a relationship starts <br />He texts her a shot of his adequate parts! <br />It’s crazy, it’s real <br />She’s a babe, he’s a heel <br />It’s a strange backward cycle we need to address <br />How some things never change, is it really progress?<br /><br />Biff McGuire<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/courtships-progress/
