I’m feeling kinda dizzy <br />As I stand and cook the tea <br />Sausages grilled lightly, <br />Whilst turning frequently <br /> <br />I must have spun a thousand times <br />I make sure they don’t burn <br />I think I’ll eat them raw next time <br />My lesson I have learned <br /> <br />I was going to have a salad <br />But the book said “Lightly toss” <br />I think I’ll keep my sausages <br />And give the salad to my boss!<br /><br />Simon Gowen<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/cooking-instructions/
