Whew! <br />What a relief. <br />I feel so much safer now. <br /> <br />'You do? <br />How? <br />Why? ' <br /> <br />My creditors have assured me, <br />All of my buying habits will be monitored. <br />Even my likes and dislikes will be documented. <br />And on a daily basis, <br />Whenever I choose to use my computer... <br />They have assigned my accounts, <br />To approved and certified customer service reps... <br />Who will devote their entire working time, <br />Following everything I do. <br />And... <br />Believe it or not, <br />Where I go and who I talk to... <br />Will be given the utmost priority. <br />No longer will I fear or have a reason to suspect, <br />The service I am provided will be neglected. <br />My privacy will not be spied upon. <br /> <br />'That's great. <br />I purchased a laser gun. <br />Who's going to be doing your monitoring? ' <br /> <br />Who cares. <br />I no longer have those worries. <br />And besides... <br />I know these people can be trusted. <br />You should read how sincere they are. <br />I kept the letter they sent me. <br />You want to read it? <br /> <br />'Why not. <br />Your enthusiasm is infectious.'<br /><br />Lawrence S. Pertillar<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/trusted/
