A special trip I took to the county fair. <br />livestock grazed and roamed around there. <br />But in a cage, was a large brown bear, <br />And a challenge to wrestle for a cash prize share. <br /> <br />Who could stay the longest in the cage with him? <br />Two would be winners, third place no win! <br />I flexed my arms and was much impressed, <br />Till the bear stood up and slapped my chin. <br /> <br />A second thought was running through my mind. <br />Was my insurance caught up? Did I pay in time? <br />But my second thought never made a third, <br />As I was spinning around, my shouts were all I heard. <br /> <br />I only lay in traction, for maybe just a week. <br />My head stopped hurting, my sore throat can speak. <br />When you're screaming
