Dear King Big Head <br />As you are the best poet in the world <br />and really fantastic, and the best lover <br />in the world, and really know how to <br />please a woman, could you tell me <br />how I can best please my wife. <br /> <br />The King answers, <br />Leave her.<br /><br />The King That Was Big Head<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-king-big-head-problem-page/
