Who am I? <br />I am a surprise <br />I don't have eyes <br />I'm wrapped in plastic <br />I am fantastic <br />I could be red <br />But I'm not dead <br />I could be blue <br />Bluer than you <br />I could be pink <br />But I don't think <br />Make up your mind <br />I'm not hard to find <br />You could me in a Milk Bar <br />Or eat me in the car <br />I do not walk <br />I do not talk <br />But most of all I don't taste like pork <br />I am not shy <br />I do not cry <br />I will never let out a wimpy sigh <br />I find myself covered in spit <br />Then fall into a bottomless pit <br />Serena Williams likes my taste <br />But doesn't like tomato paste <br />Do not be scared of me <br />All I want to be is free <br />I am very nice <br />I don't taste like rice <br />You can't cut me into a slice <br />I'm filled with sugar <br />But don't think I'm a booger <br />Do not fear <br />I don't taste like beer <br />But when I'm around everyone will cheer <br />People will stop <br />When they see me in the shop <br />You'll buy me five times over <br />Like I'm a four leaf clover <br />People say I rock <br />But I don't smell like a sock <br />You might say I'm food <br />But I'm never in a bad mood <br />I might ask Sam <br />Who I am <br />He might say
