I may slap you, curse you, smack you <br />Don't get too serious, its monthly fun <br />I am PMS ing and my trauma is true <br />Be my gentleman and Pass My Shotgun <br /> <br />I may hate your friends and knock them down <br />Be any handsome man or cute chick <br />Don't get them here when I am around <br />I am PMS ing, People Make me Sick <br /> <br />I may laugh out loud at your silly jokes <br />And the very next moment won't find them funny <br />That catastrophic emotional trauma pokes <br />I am PMS ing, its Psychotic Mood Shift honey <br /> <br />Every month, within me I sense this ruinous storm <br />It's not me honey, this phantom is Premenstrual Syndrome<br /><br />Neha Godambe<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/give-me-a-break-i-am-pms-ing/
