If I were the boyfriend of Krysten, <br />What purpose would I have? <br />What butterfly would please me, <br />When her lips are so fat? <br /> <br />I wish her hair were autumn red, <br />And her skin were not so white, <br />Her hair is brunette instead, <br />i wish her teeth weren't as tight! <br /> <br />Her neck is one that every man would kiss, <br />Her shoulders just as graceful, <br />I wish she hadn't been with so many, <br />Perhaps then I would be more thankful.<br /><br />Nick Ger<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/if-i-were-17/
