Take off your hat! Off with them coats! <br />You can't be too formal when sowing your oats. <br />Take off your hat! Take off your shoes. <br />Give me a smoke and I'll break out the booze. <br />Take off your hat! Take off your tie. <br />Unbuckle that holster you wear on your thigh. <br />Take off your hat! Take off your pants. <br />Then you'll be ready for real romance! <br /> <br />Take off your hat! Take off your boots. <br />You don't look quite human when trussed up in suits. <br />Take off your hat! Take off that shirt. <br />You don't want it mussed up when we roll in the dirt. <br />Take off your hat! Take off your bling. <br />In our lives of soap opera I'll teach you to sing. <br />Take off your hat! Take off your clothes. <br />With both of us naked we'll strike the right pose. <br /> <br />Take off your hat! Take off them shorts. <br />You won't need that jockstrap when playing these sports. <br />Take off your hat! Take off your socks. <br />This game isn't cricket so you don't need that box. <br />Take off your hat! Take off your jeans. <br />Let me envy your slap dash and sexy routines. <br />Take off your hat! Take off that glove. <br />Then you'll be ready for feeling real love! <br /> <br />Take off your hat! Take off your cap. <br />I'll make like a cat and dance on your lap. <br />Take off your hat! Take off your vest. <br />A slow and cool striptease is always the best. <br />Take off your hat! Take off your scarf. <br />Coming together, we'll sure have a laugh. <br />Take off your hat! Take off your pants. <br />Then you'll be ready for real romance!<br /><br />Dave SmithWhite<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/song-take-off-your-hat/
