Jacob O' Jacob, <br />I love your new makeup, <br />But really, you're a boy <br />Whom I want to destroy. <br /> <br />Take it off, take it off, <br />Here, I'll go get you a cloth. <br />We have a dinner meeting tonight, <br />And Jacob, we must be polite! <br /> <br />We mustn't be messy, <br />That's a mandatory necessity, <br />Now please wash your face, <br />That makeup's a horrid disgrace. <br /> <br />Dry it nicely <br />Most precisely, <br />A little bit more, <br />Good! Now we're out the door!<br /><br />Alexander Hovanec<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/jacob-get-ready/
