my dad's got a hairy body, <br />the ladies think he's a hottie. <br />hes always being naughty, but by golly, <br />its just so sexy, <br />just take your hands and rub it, <br />braid it, love it or hate it, <br />somebody shave it, <br />a nice binki wax will do, <br />and when your through, <br />it'll be so smooth, like a babies behind, <br />he's the hariy-est you'll ever find, <br />when you see the signs, <br />'dont feed the apes! ' <br />its just talking about my dad, dont be afraid. <br />hes body looks likes a shag rug, <br />he's an ugly mug, <br />now i know it's scary, <br />but his parents did right by naming him Harry.<br /><br />Joshua Graham<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/my-dad-s-hairy-body-song-i-wrote/
