A worried wife sought some advice <br />From a well known psychiatrist. <br />She said, 'My husband's very nice, ' <br />'But, he's developed a strange twist.' <br />'He's the Lone Ranger - so he thinks.' <br />'Each day behind his mask he goes' <br />'To catch the crooks and fill the clinks.' <br />'Each night he's back, yelling 'Hi-Yos'.' <br />The doctor told her not to fret, <br />That she should now feel reassured. <br />He had not failed a patient yet. <br />Her husband could and would be cured. <br /> <br />'Thank you Doctor - but I don't know -' <br />'The children do like Tonto so.'<br /><br />Ima Ryma<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/masked-man-s-missus/