Madeleine could never be 'naked', she'd only be 'nude', <br />Her puppy-fat legs make the men talk crude, <br />Don't call her a harlot, that would be rude, <br />But thoughts of her body make me feel lewd! !<br /><br />John Thorkild Ellison<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/barmaid-2/
