have't seen the film yet but am planning to soon. <br /> <br />Anyway I was inspired by Optimus Prime and so wrote the following poem based on the idea of what if he had a secret human love interest. <br /> <br />I hope all the transformers fans will enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it. <br /> <br />Thanks. <br /> <br />WARNING-MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR ALL AGES! <br /> <br /> <br />OH MY! OPTIMUS PRIME! <br /> <br />More then a man <br />More then just some machine <br />And oh yes he is <br />So much more then meets the eye <br />My sexy naughty <br />Kinky robotic romantic babe <br />When he takes me in those strong bold arms <br />Only one thing comes to mind to say <br />As alien and human flesh melt to become one <br />Oh my! Mr. Optimus Prime! <br />Please, please lover don't ever stop! <br /> <br /> <br />Late night craving <br />Fulfilled by just one <br />One not of this earth <br />One like no other <br />He is my one and only <br />Horny master of my heart <br />Kissing away so very slowly <br />All of my doubts and fears <br />His gentle whispers smooth my battered earthbound soul <br />Taking me to only the greatest heights of estasy <br />With each wicked delicious plunge I scream <br />Oh my! Optimus Prime! <br />My love! Don't you ever stop! <br /> <br /> <br />A secret emotion shared <br />A forbidden affair <br />Between a woman and her heavy metal man <br />If they ever discovered <br />If our mutal desire were ever uncovered <br />I often wonder <br />What would they do? <br />What would become of us 2? <br />A earth shattering explosion I fear is soon to come <br />One that could very well rip our love apart <br />Forever more <br /> <br /> <br />Leaving me trembling by his side <br />As I softy whisper <br />Oh my! Optimus Prime! <br />My hero, my love <br />If ever they should discover <br />Whatever shall we do?<br /><br />Ramona Thompson<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/oh-my-optimus-prime/
