Firstly he takes the maternity leave for the whole nine months <br />And he sends his wife to work. <br />He takes his hidden drinking mug out and sips with full of ideas. <br />He scribbles on a piece of paper and mimics how he delivers the baby. <br />He calls his family doctor secretly and explains him about the phobia of the labour pains. <br />When his wife comes home after work he tells her politely; ' Darling I'll deliver the child safely but you have to accept the pains.' <br />She cries loudly; ' Oh! My poor saviour still you are in delirium tremens and how long it takes you to reach Shan'gri-La'? '<br /><br />nimal dunuhinga<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/if-the-man-gets-pregnant/
