There used to be some people <br />Who lived round here before <br />But they weren't very successful <br />And they're not here any more <br />They had no widescreen tellies <br />No Big Brother or WifeSwap <br />They all went round wearing wellies <br />And they had no need to shop <br />'Cos they grew their food in fields <br />And built houses out of mud <br />They had to make their own fun <br />But it wasn't very good <br />And there used to be this saying <br />That some people used to say <br />But I wasn't there to hear it <br />And I don't care, anyway<br /><br />Jay Allard<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/cold-history/
