I'm attempting to be nouveau <br />and trying to update <br />all my culinary skills <br />to our modern ways. <br /> <br />I really don't like swearing <br />but chefs, these days all swear, <br />I'm trying hard to master it <br />but I don't really care <br /> <br />for I'm becoming expert <br />at cooking in the nude <br />and though it can be messy <br />it feels so very cool. <br /> <br />Before I use my mixing bowl <br />I discard skirt and top <br />stockings slip down easily <br />and then the rest comes off. <br /> <br />Whipping cream is easy <br />but makes an awful mess <br />it flies about all over me <br />and lands upon my - chest <br /> <br />Of course I take a shower <br />after every single dish <br />But I must say that it's worth it <br />being naked and a chef <br /> <br />Before I use my mixing bowl <br />I discard skirt and top <br />stockings slip down easily <br />and then the rest comes off.<br /><br />Ruth Walters<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-naked-chef-poem-lyrics/
