When I’m feelin’ low <br />And my spirits are sickened <br /> <br />When my energy’s sapped <br />And bad vibes have quickened <br /> <br />When I need a jump start <br />For happiness to kick in <br /> <br />I simply go to my happy place <br />With Steve, my rubber chicken<br /><br />David Whalen<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/5-second-ode-to-steve-my-rubber-chicken/