An innocent young girl <br />got married. One day she <br />discovered the secret passion <br />of her husband. <br /> <br />She went down to the basement <br />and was shocked to see <br />three bears' dead bodies <br />hanging from the ceiling. <br /> <br />Running screaming upstairs, <br />she inadvertently sparked <br />rage in her inebriated <br />hunter mate, <br /> <br />who threw <br />her down the steps, <br />breaking both arms. <br /> <br />The next day when he <br />went to work, <br />the wiser Goldilocks <br />replaced the old <br />with new gold locks.<br /><br />Saiom Shriver<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/goldilocks-and-the-three-bears/
