Like I said, more Eminem songs are coming soon. That's why I'm uploading another one of his songs. <br /> <br />Lyrics: <br /> <br />Hi, my name is, my name is <br />(What? Who?) <br />My name is Slim Shady <br />Hi, my name is, my name is <br />(Huh? What?) <br />My name is Slim Shady (X4) <br /> <br />Ahem, excuse me <br />Can I have the attention of the class <br />For one second? <br /> <br />Hi kids, do you like violence? <br />(Yeah, yeah, yeah) <br />Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails <br />Through each one of my eyelids? <br />(Uh, huh) <br /> <br />Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? <br />(Yeah, yeah) <br />Try 'cid and get fucked up worse that my life is? <br />(Huh?) <br /> <br />My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin' to get my head straight <br />But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate <br />(Umm) <br />And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead" <br />Uh, uhh, So why's your face red? Man you wasted <br /> <br />Well, since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else <br />'Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt <br />Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off <br />And smacked her so hard <br />I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross <br /> <br />I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass <br />Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast <br />C'mere slut <br />(Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog) <br />I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off <br />Hi, my name is, my name is <br /> <br />(What? Who?) <br />My name is Slim Shady <br />Hi, my name is, my name is <br />(Huh? What?) <br />My name is Slim Shady (X4) <br /> <br />My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high <br />Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five <br />I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler <br />And stapled his nuts to a stack of papers <br />(Oww) <br /> <br />Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up <br />Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup <br />Extraterrestrial, runnin' over pedestrians <br />In a spaceship while they screamin' at me, "Let's just be friends" <br /> <br />Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to <br />I just found out my mom does more dope than I do <br />(Damn) <br />I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper <br />Make a record about doin' drugs and name it after her <br />(Oh, thank you) <br /> <br />You know you blew up when the women rush your stands <br />And try to touch your hands like some screamin' Usher fans <br />(Aah) <br />This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph <br />(Dude, can I get your autograph?) <br />So I signed it "Dear Dave, thanks for the support, asshole" <br /> <br />Hi, my name is, my name is <br />(What? Who?) <br />My name is Slim Shady <br />Hi, my name is, my name is <br />(Huh? What?) <br />My name is Slim Shady (X4) <br /> <br />Stop the tape, this kid needs to be locked away <br />(Get him) <br />Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate <br />I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die <br />(Fuck that) <br />I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive <br /> <br />(Huh, yup) <br />Am I comin' or goin'? I can barely decide <br />I just drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive? <br />(Go ahead) <br />All my life I was very deprived <br />I ain't had a woman in years and my palms are too hairy to hide <br /> <br />Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk <br />(Hachhh-too) <br />I spit when I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks <br />(C'mere) <br />When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits <br /> <br />How you gonna breast feed me, mom? <br />(Wah) <br />You ain't got no tits <br />(Wah) <br />I lay awake and strap myself in the bed <br />Put a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head <br /> <br />I'm steamin' mad <br />And by the way when you see my dad? <br />(Yeah?) <br />Tell him that I slit his throat in this dream I had <br /> <br />Hi, my name is, my name is <br />(What? Who?) <br />My name is Slim Shady <br />Hi, my name is, my name is <br />(Huh? What?) <br />My name is Slim Shady (X4)
