Matthew McConaughey's skin swings by to help me win back the love of my life. <br /> <br />Ingredients: <br />• Peanut Butter <br />• Jam (I'm using Grape Jam in this recipe because that's what my girlfriend likes, but I prefer Strawberry Jam) <br />• 2 slices of bread <br />• Butter <br /> <br />Chef Stu Paprocki Contact Info: <br />• Twitter: @stupaprocki <br />• Facebook: https://facebook.com/stu.paprocki <br />• Email: stu.paprocki@gmail.com <br />• Tumblr: stupaprocki.tumblr.com <br /> <br />Bio: <br />I thought making it onto a cooking reality show would be my ticket to culinary fame, but that whole experience was a disappointment. Since then I have quit my job in a commercial kitchen and decided to start making my own cooking show, QUICK MEALS. This is episode 14. <br /> <br />My girlfriend is in the Central San Joaquin Valley doing some thinking. I don't know what I did. Whatever it is, I know we can fix it. Am I suffocating you with my love? If that's it, I'm sorry, I've just never loved someone the way I love you. I love you so much it's scary. <br /> <br />The Backwards Hat Chef helped me with the music. I don't know if that will continue because I don't know when or if my GF will return. What I do know is the Backwards Hat Chef has a better voice and outlook on life than Demi Lovato. <br /> <br />I mention the movie Striking Distance in this video. I'm a huge fan. Parts of it were actually filmed in Pittsburgh near where my mom and I were living at the time. Believe it or not, actors Brion James and Andre Braugher once came to our home and I made them both chili. I think they liked it more than they liked my mom. <br /> <br />Things haven't exactly been going my way this year, or any year, but I'm excited because my original Taste Bud, Mitch, has agreed to come on Quick Meals. I'm buzzing with culinary excitement. <br /> <br />Recipe: <br />PB & J is my girlfriend's favorite snack food and I'm making this recipe the way she likes it, not necessarily the way I like it. Keep that in mind before you send me any mean tweets or leave inappropriate messages in the comments section. <br /> <br />Start off by toasting your bread until it's the color of Matthew McConaughey's skin in the movie Failure to Launch. Then apply a real nice layer of butter to your bread. <br /> <br />Grab yourself a mug (or you could use a small bowl) and add equal parts peanut butter and grape jelly (or jam). What's the difference between jelly and jam? It's a dirty joke my dad told me and I'm not going to go there because this is a family show. <br /> <br />Then mix your peanut butter and jelly up real good with a butter knife. <br /> <br />Then spread that PB & J mix on your buttered bread. Slap those slices together and cut them in half for eating convenience. I used a heart shaped cookie cutter to make my sandwich into a heart to show my absent girlfriend just how much I love her. I'd suggest you out there also use a heart shaped cookie cutter to show your friends and family members just how much you love them. <br /> <br />This PB & J sandwich is another quick and delicious meal sure to make your taste buds PAP!
