You asked for it, and now you've got it (tap tap no trade backs). <br />There are "dumb" ways to die, and then there are "fun" ways to die. <br /> <br />If you like this song, and would like a FREE copy, click the link below. <br />http://www.soundclick.com/bands/page_songInfo.cfm?bandID=402168&songID=12168312 No obligations, no tricks. <br /> <br />To keep up to date on my animations, check out my facebook page: <br />http://www.facebook.com/RightArmProductions <br /> <br />Check out Stephen's Facebook page too: <br />https://www.facebook.com/pages/Stephen-Paul-Taylor/156551817769019 <br /> <br />Thanks to Matthew Picciotto for suggesting the line about the tubby friend taking the top bunk. <br />--- <br /> <br />Here is the joke that is being held up on the sign. <br />"What's the difference between a cop car and a porcupine?" <br />Go google the answer... oh, and it wasn't a slam at the police. I have great respect for cops and it's just a joke, so lighten up already. <br />---- <br /> <br />Lyrics <br /> <br />1 Tell a joke to a cop <br />2 Tighten a vice until you hear pop <br />3 Stick a scorpion in your ear <br />4 Take a long walk on a short pier <br /> <br />5 go swimming right after lunch <br />6 swig hydrochloric acid like it was punch <br /> <br />7 Ride a motorcycle into a wall <br />8 stand on a barbecue so you can be real tall <br /> <br />9 Touch a power line (that is) shooting sparks <br />10 Dress like a baby seal and play with the sharks <br /> <br />11 Jetski on a lava lake <br />12 Hit a pitbull with a rake. <br /> <br />13 let your tubby friend take the top bunk <br />14 tell your girlfriend her vajayjay smells like a skunk <br /> <br />15 go skydiving with only/just an umbrella <br />16 tell a hell's angel he looks like a very cute fella
