On the 1st day of Christmas I gave my true love <br />A Mr. T Chia Pet <br />Something she said she won't forget <br /> <br />On the 2nd day of Christmas I gave my true love <br />A Wraptastic <br />What she had to say was bombastic <br /> <br />On the 3rd day of Christmas I gave my true love <br />The Incredible...Flex-Able Hose <br />She turned the color of an old rose <br /> <br />On the 4th day of Christmas I gave my true love <br />A set of Ruggies Rug Grippers <br />She was so happy she ran with scissors <br /> <br />On the 5th day Christmas I gave my true love <br />A Side Socket with Surge Protection <br />You should have seen her expression <br /> <br />On the 6th day of Christmas I gave my true love <br />A Bacon Wave <br />She mumbled something about a galley slave <br /> <br />On the 7th day of Christmas I gave my true love <br />The 'Ove' Glove <br />She exclaimed she was undeserving of <br /> <br />On the 8th day of Christmas I gave my true love <br />A Topsy Turvy Tomato Tree <br />She screamed like a banshee <br /> <br />On the 9th day of Christmas I gave my true love <br />A No! No! <br />She nearly drank a bottle of Bordeaux <br /> <br />On the 10th day of Christmas I gave my true love <br />The Brazil Butt Lift <br />Well, I thought it was a great gift <br /> <br />On the 11th day of Christmas I gave my true love <br />A pocket fisherman <br />She slowly walked to the trash can <br /> <br />On the 12th day of Christmas I gave my true love <br />Truck nuts made of chrome <br />This is the end of my poem<br /><br />Charles Hancock<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/the-12-days-of-as-seen-on-tv-christmas/
