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Scania V On The Road Sweden

2014-09-07 4 Dailymotion

It only had one episode, but it was kinda long. <br />[] Well, this thread did not go how i was expecting it to go lol. Still made me laugh. Thanks for the lulz boys <br /> <br />I made this thread cuz im considering it as a career <br />[] used to watch them in high school all the time, they were like the og twitch streamers before twitch became a thing <br />[] Because I don't understand why people are so mean for no reason. <br />[] ayy <br />[] GermanyEU needs us.. <br />Smoke and mirrors .. <br />[] Anais Nin <br />[] That is so funny <br />[] This <br />[] I'm a volunteer cop in the UK. I have many examples, but here are a few I get asked all the time: <br /> <br />1) Is it true that you have to let a pregnant woman pee in your hat if she asks? [I get asked this maybe 1 in 20 duties, and the answer is no.] <br /> <br />2) Whilst I'm standing in front of a cordon across a road, directing traffic away from it: "Is this road closed? Oh... Can I get through?" [at least once a minute whilst on a cordon] <br /> <br />3) "Do you have a camera in your helmet?" [Maybe 1 in 10 duties, remember in the UK we wear large 'custodian' helmets] <br /> <br /> <br />"Can you tell me where [completely obscure business name] is?" I offer to look it up for them and they pull out a smartphone - stopping a policeman was obviously easier than looking on Google Maps. <br />At 2 am, in the middle of London: "Can you tell me how to get to [somewhere many miles outside London] ?" When I remind them that trains don't run overnight and that their only options are to wait or take a taxi: "I'm not paying for a taxi! How are you going to get me home?" [More or less every night] <br /> <br />[] ... and I was watching it in 1080p, your point? <br />[] He's just some tweaker. <br />[] If I buy two can I go two layers deep?? <br />[] Truely I am, not much of a cat-caller though.. can't help but think! And my job is to be analytical, although it doesn't take a professional to look at a photo and see the picture, instead of just the face/can. Objectify me and how I view women all you want, doesn't make you any better than I. <br />[] the thing I remember best is a Friday, one and a half weeks before we finished classes ... probably because it was only today <br />[] The uniform for the company I work for is very similar to that of target. Stopped at target one day on my way home from work and had three people stop me for help within 5 mins. One of them was an employee!! <br />[] I am so sorry this happened. Just tell your friend that you are here to listen and if they want to talk, just sit in silence or a shoulder to cry on. You yourself need to seek someone out to do the same thing. <br /> <br />This family is going to need an immense amount of support. It is the little things that can seem so overwhelming. Make a meal, go to the store for them, walk their dog if they have one, do their laundry (I had a friend who was temp. homeless and did the kids clothes for six months), mow the lawn. There are so many jobs that you and your family and friends can do to help them out. Find out what they need and organize a "to do" list that people can sign up for to carry and support them. <br /> <br />Hugs. <br />[] He's in my opinion the most underrated actor of our time. He was brilliant in Malcolm in the Middle and didn't get nearly the recognition he deserved for it until after people saw how fucking amazing he was in Breaking Bad. He only had I think 5 spots on Seinfeld but was solid there as well. Was great in Argo and Drive as well. <br /> <br />I'd love to see him win an Oscar one day, he's more than capable. <br />[] The damn Insidious violin and the Sinister soundtrack creep me the fuck out. <br /> <br />Also Dies Irae and especially Utrenja from The Shining. <br />[] "For the most part"... Lol <br />[] Nothing personal, but I may at some point have to kill you to absorb your life force. <br />[] Eye beg you to reconsider <br />[] Highest crime rate <br />[] What about Sake (rice wine)? <br />[] The chocolate covered marshmallows totally made this not a thing. <br /> <br />Also didnt get any change back. <br /> <br />http://dailymotionembedsearch.blogspot.com

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