THE SMALLS FAMILY is an experimental comedy based on the timeless lyrics of THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G. <br />Biggie Smalls is considered by most to be one the great lyricists in the history of hip-hop music. His untimely death on March 9 , 1997 changed the face of hip-hop and left a legacy behind that has yet to be duplicated. <br />In the past, many great works of classic writers and poets have been reinterpreted over the years...most notably the works of Shakespeare. <br />In similar nature THE SMALLS FAMILY strives to pay homage to Biggie's incomparable language....while refreshing it to a new audience. <br />I hope you enjoy it! LONG LIVE B.I.G <br />@DaveCatman <br /> <br />Straight up honey really I'm askin <br />Most of these niggaz think they be mackin but they be actin <br />Who they attractin with that line, "What's your name, what's your sign"? <br />Soon as he buy that wine I just creep up from behind <br />And ask what your interests are, "who you be with"? <br />Things to make you smile, what numbers to dial <br />You gon' be here for a while, I'm gon' go call my crew <br />You go call your crew <br />We can rendezvou at the bar around two <br />Plans to leave, throw the keys to Lil Cease <br />Pull the truck up, front, and roll up the next blunt <br />So we can steam on the way to the telly go fill my belly <br />A t-bone steak, cheese eggs and Welch's grape <br />Conversate for a few, cause in a few, we gon' do <br />What we came to do, ain't that right boo (truuuueee) <br />Forget the telly we just go to the crib <br />and watch a movie in the jacuzzi smoke l's while you do me <br />(How ya livin Biggie Smallz?) In mansion and Benz's <br />Givin ends to my friends and it feels stupendous <br />Tremendous cream, fuck a dollar and a dream (whaat) <br />Still tote gats strapped with infrared beams <br />Choppin o's, smokin lye an' Optimo's <br />Money hoes and clothes all a nigga knows <br />A foolish pleasure, whatever <br />I had to find the buried treasure, so grams I had to measure <br />However living better now, Gucci sweater now <br />Drop top BM's I'm the man girlfriend <br />(Honey check it, (check it) <br />Tell your friends, to get with my friends (your freinds) <br />And we can be friends <br />Shit we can do this every weekend (that's right) <br />Aight? Is that aight with you? <br />Yeah... keep bangin)
