OLD LADY'S JEWISH TANGO - Moderato Hassidicamente <br /> <br />Solo: <br />I was not born in sunny Hispania, <br />My father came from Rovno Gubernya. <br />But now I'm here, I'm dancing a tango; <br />Di dee di! Dee di dee di! I am easily assimilated. <br />I am so easily assimilated. <br /> <br />I never learned a human language. <br />My father spoke a High Middle Polish. <br />In one half-hour I'm talking in Spanish: <br />Por favor! Toreador! <br />I am easily assimilated. I am so easily assimilated. <br /> <br />It's easy, it's ever so easy! <br />I'm Spanish, I'm suddenly Spanish! <br />And you must be Spanish, too. <br />Do like the natives do. <br />These days you have to be In the majority <br /> <br />Men: <br />Tus labios rubi <br />Dos rosas que se abren a mi, <br />Conquistan mi corazon, <br />Y solo con Una cancion. <br /> <br />Solo: <br />Mis labios rubi <br />Dreiviertel Takt, mon très cher ami, <br />Oui oui, si si ja ja ja, yes yes, da da. <br />Je ne sais quoi! <br /> <br />Men: <br />Me muero, me sale una hernia! <br />Solo: <br />A long way from Rovno Gubernya! <br /> <br />Solo&Full Choir: <br />Mis/Tus labios rubi <br />Dos rosas que se abren a mi, <br />Conquistan mi corazon, <br />Y solo con Una divina cancion. <br />De tus labios rubi! <br />Rubi! Rubi! Hey!