My brother-in-law. <br />What a man! <br />He used to be <br />known as Kojak. <br />Until, <br />one day, <br />he met a Bolshevik. <br />Surgeon he was, <br />that one, <br />knew his stuff. <br />Cut the central <br />three inch width of skin <br />off the scalp, <br />then had those from <br />near the ears <br />join hands on top. <br />Kojak's new name is <br />Struwwelpeter.<br /><br />Herbert Nehrlich<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/cutting-out-the-middle-skin/