What is the purpose of wasps, cats, and caravans? <br />The world would be so much happier <br /> Without wasps, cats, caravans, <br />Unless you were a wasp of course, <br />Or a caravan, or a cat. <br />Why do people use caravans anyway? <br />What fun to be stuck behind one for seventy miles. <br />Wasps are pointless, though, aren’t they? <br />Bees pollinate plants. They’re quite pretty— <br />Wasps, that is. People like cats. <br />I don’t mind them particularly but— <br />Oh well, never mind. Every creeping thing <br />That creepeth upon the earth. Insects <br />Are a nuisance. Why is he afraid of spiders? <br /> <br />(Monday,31st October,2005.)<br /><br />David Mitchell<br /><br />http://www.poemhunter.com/poem/wasps-cats-and-caravans/
